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girlsridingdinos:

 wish you were queer

girlsridingdinos:

wish you were queer

deadlydinos:

When straight men are like “but if I share a locker room with a gay guy he might look at me!”

Okay leaving aside the fact that gay doesn’t mean attracted to you

And gay doesn’t mean “lacking in any sort of human decency or inability to prevent staring”

DOES THE THOUGHT OF SOMEONE LOOKING AT YOU IN A SEXUAL WAY, EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE NOT TRYING TO BE SEXUAL, MAKE YOU SLIGHTLY UNCOMFORTABLE MY STRAIGHT CIS MALE FRIEND?

DOES IT

DOES

IT

Omitted Conversations from the Pool Scene

Stiles: so....do you like baseball?
Derek: ...Stiles, I'm kind of drowning here
Stiles: yeah, right. totally.
Stiles: ...
Stiles: but do you like the mets?
...
Stiles: marvel or dc?
Derek: what does that— there is a kanima RIGHT THERE
Stiles: do u like batman?
Derek: I don't—
Stiles: it's a simple question. everyone knows if they like batman or not
Derek: ...
Stiles: i mean, you have a lot in common—
Derek: YES I like batman
Stiles: me too
...
Stiles: okay, cage match between chuck norris and a honeybadger: who wins?
Derek: that's really stupid. i'm not going to answer that
Stiles: fine. but I think we both know who would win
...
Stiles: I Spy with my little eye...something...GREEN!
Derek: ...
Derek: is it the kanima?
Stiles: look at that! you're really good at this game!
Derek: i'll show you something i'm really good at...
Stiles: okay okay I Spy with my little eye....something blue!
Derek: howabout your face after i strangle you
Stiles: close, but actually, it was the water, so...not really that close actually. and that's pretty hurtful since I'm the guy making sure it's not you who's the blue one. in case you forgot about that
Derek: i'm not playing this game anymore
...
Stiles: okay would you rather...lick jackson's foot or french kiss scott?
Derek: i would rather drown than keep listening to you
Stiles: fine. you come up with something to do. I'm all for singalongs, just throwing that out there
Derek: this isn't a road trip, stiles
Stiles: well, i've never been on one, so i wouldn't know
Derek: you're lucky, then. they suck. getting stuck in the back seat next to your evil big sister all day is terrible
Stiles: ...yeah? that bad?
Derek: no. it was actually pretty okay
...
...
Stiles: so i think that if we survive this, you should let me drive your car as a reward
Derek: i would sooner drown than let you get behind the wheel of my car
Stiles: but if you're dead, you won't be able to stop me
Derek: I would come back to haunt you forever
Stiles: forever and ever? you promise?
Derek: shut up
...
Stiles: you know, I could have been getting a thank you kiss from Lydia right now for being her knight in shining armor
Derek: poor you
Stiles: shut up. you're the damsel in distress here. you should be thanking me
Derek: ...
Derek: I'm not going to kiss you
Stiles: I never said you should! you're the only one who went there
Derek: I wish you were the little mermaid
Stiles: why? so i could swim better?
Derek: no. so you couldn't talk
Stiles: rude.

how to identify “boy” clothes and “girl” clothes

windschanging:

valkubus-shipper:

patrocluschironides:

are you a boy? your clothes are boy clothes.

are you a girl? your clothes are girl clothes.

are you outside the binary of boy and girl? so are your clothes.

did someone just tell you your clothes don’t match your gender identity? they are a trashcan and their clothes are trashcan clothes.

Or in the words of Eddie Izzard.. 

Because this cannot be reblogged enough.

tricksterwinchester:

holy mother of chuck i love it when he does that..

tricksterwinchester:

holy mother of chuck i love it when he does that..

Okay, we are going to have a doctor’s appointment and then after that we can probably tell people so just hang in there, please.

notsograndr:

callmehopeless-notromantic:

d0ugieslizard:

mjolnirss:

alfuhdawg:

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IT’S THE “AGED 27 1/3” BIT THAT MAKES ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER

this kills me!

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They actually did it, too.

this is the most adorable thing i’ve seen in my life

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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